So I've been spending stupid amounts of time on Tumblr, for no real reason. But sometimes, sometimes it's worth it.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
happy_fish_87 sent to me...

Twelve rabbits reading
Eleven rocks writing
Ten colours a-giving
Nine bois drawing
Eight storms a-painting
Seven cats a-running
Six laughs a-heckling
Five blu-u-u-ueberry bagels
Four shiny things
Three drag queens
Two long weekends
...and a genderqueer in a being snarky.
This is the awesomest thing since sliced bread. It's the list of all the rooms in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. I haven't read them all, but with rooms like 'God save the cream,' 'random room,' 'emergency pants' and 'unisex bras,' where can you go wrong?
Seriously. My night has been made.