happyfish: (Stabby Rip Stab Stab)

1. What time is it? 5:42 pm 9 January 2007
Personal

2. Do you want to answer these?  If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be here. Will probably take a brake halfway just to get away from the sheer stupidity.
3. Name?  tori
4. Name spelled backwards?  I rot.
5. What is your quest?  To avenge my father’s death.
6. Nickname?  tori is my nickname

7. Age?  19
8. Hometown?  Calgary
9. What were you born in?  A hospital
10. Where do you live now?  Calgary. That’s why it’s my hometown.
11. What state?  Alive.
12. Ever going to move?  No. I will never move again. I shall become a vegetable.
13. Would you rather live somewhere else?  Nah.

14. Birthdate?  9 March 1987
15. When do you blow out your candles?  When they’re on fire.
16. Day you were born?  Monday
17. Zodiac sign?  Pisces sun, Gemini Ascendent, Cancer Moon

18. Do you know what that is?  Yes.
19. Sex?  Where?
20. Height?  5’4”
21. Weight?  105 lbs.
22. Eye color?  Green-blue-greyish brown. Hazel, though I still don’t know why they call it that.
23. Hair color?  Dark Brown.
24. Any siblings?  Brother
25. Names and ages?  Ben and 23
26. Do you get along with them?  Most of the time
27. Any pets?  Yep.
28. Names?  Jasmine
29. Parents?  Nope. None, I’m a genetic experiment.
30. Names?  Dr. Malone
31. Do you get along with them? How could you ask me that?

32. Married or divorced?  *cries*
33. How long?  26 years, I think.
34. Website? I had a crappy Geocities one a while back. I won’t hurt your brain by trying to find it.
35. Email?  see #39
36. AOL s/n? AIM?  -
37. Yahoo s/n?  toriisinsane, not that I use it.
38. ICQ?  -
39. MSN?  bunny_chan201@hotmail.com
40. How many people are on your buddy list?  Quite a few. About 1% actually talk to me, though.
41. Phone number?  310-1010 and ask for a cheese pizza with extra cheese
42. Personality?  I suppose I might have one of those

School!

43. Do you want to answer these?  Is this going to be a recurring theme?
44. What school do you go to?  ACAD
45. What year are you?  Freshman. still optimistic, sort of
46. What are you?  Art geek
47. Hardest class?  Only taken 2 of 5 so far.
48. Easiest class?  See above.
49. Most fun class?  Tell you next week. Or not.
50. What day did school start?  Yesterday.
51. Do you have classes with friends? I have no friends. ;_;

52. Do you have friends?  TT.TT

53. Do you go to school events?  No.
54. What was the last event you went to?  Orientation.
55. Do you have school spirit?  Probably not.
56. Do you go to dances?  Do we have dances?
57. Stag or with someone?  What’s a stag?

Relationships

58. Do you want to answer these?
59. Have a significant other? 
Yes.

60. What is their name?  Smoochie poo. xD No, not really.
61. How old are they? 
19
62. How long have you been going out? 
Almost 11 months
63. Have you been faithful? 
Yes.
64. Do you have a crush? 
Yes.
65. Who? 
Robert! *dies*
66. Do they know you like them? 
If he had eyes, then probably considering I almost never stop staring at him. But Caro does too, so it doesn’t matter. Then we giggle.
67. You ever going to tell them? 
No. Then he’d have to tell me he’s gay and I’d much rather try to figure it out on my own.
68. Do you have an online crush? 
No.
69. Who?
Your mom.

In the past 24 hours...

70. Do you wonder why I'm asking these questions?  I really, really don’t care.
71. Had a serious talk? 
Yes.
72. Hugged someone? 
No.
73. Fought with a friend? 
Nope,
74. Cried? 
No.

75. Laughed?  Probably not.

76. Made someone laugh?  Maybe.
77. Bought something? 
Ace bandages. I make a very ugly boy.

78. Cut your hair?  Thought about it.

79. Felt stupid?  Oh yes.
80. Talked to someone you love? 
Yes.
81. Missed someone? 
Sort of.

Have you ever...

82. You want me to tell you?  What?
83. Smoked?  Only when I’m on fire.
84. Stolen something? 
Yes.
85. Done drugs? 
No.
86. Drank? 
Ish.
87. Gotten drunk? 
Not really.
88. Eaten an entire box of Oreo cookies? 
Ew.
89. Been dumped? 
No.
90. Had someone be unfaithful to you? 
Certainly hope not. No.
91. Hiked up a mountain? 
Yes, it was a small mountain, but it was a mountain.
92. Stayed home on Saturday night, just because? 
Me? Stay home? Nevah! </sarcasm>
93. Been in love? 
Yes.
94. Seen the White House? 
In pictures.
95. Seen the Eiffel Tower
In pictures.
96. Tried smoking? 
Nope.
97. Played Monopoly? 
LOTR-style. I bought Mordor.
98. Seen Titanic? 
Yes, but fortunately not more than once.
99. Kissed someone? 
Yes.
100. Tried a weight loss program? 
If I lost weight I’d probably die.
101. Jumped on a trampoline? 
Yes.
102. Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)? 
Duh!
103. Had a bubble bath? 
I like bubbles.
104. Been on a plane? 
Too many times. x.x
105. Been on a boat? 
Yes.
106. Been on a train? 
Yes, but I don’t remember. Other than C-trains.
107. Been in a car accident? 
Almost.
108. Ridden an elephant? 
Yes! It was sweet.
109. Made a web page? 
Unfortunately.
110. Played with Barbies? 
Barbie death match!
111. Stayed up all night? 
Not really.
112. Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? 
I usually stuff stuff in the closet.
113. Called a psychic or sex hotline? 
No. I’d not waste my money, thanks.
114. Watched Jerry Springer? 
No.
115. Gotten in trouble for talking in class?
Probably once or twice. 
116. Been afraid of the dark? 
Still am. Sort of.
117. Been in the hospital (not visiting)? 
I believe I visited when I had my concussion. Don’t really remember if it was an actually hospital or just some sort of clinic.
118. Had stitches? 
No.
119. Dumped someone and regretted it? 
Never dumped anyone at all.
120. Gone out with more than one person at a time? 
That sounds complicated.
121. Lied? 
Never.
122. Been arrested? 
For lying.
123. Fallen asleep in class? 
Not yet.
124. Gotten in trouble in class? 
Who hasn’t?
125. Used food for something other than to eat?
O.x
126. Met a celebrity? 
Nope.
127. Broken the law? 
mhmm
128. Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? 
Maybe…
129. Hated yourself? 
Isn’t that a requirement of teenager-hood? especially if you’re gay?
130. Been brokenhearted? 
Yes.
131. Broken someone's heart? 
When I saw him again at Rocky Horror he seemed to be doing fine, so no.
132. Are you a virgin? 
Are YOU a virgin?
133. Done something really stupid? 
Something like take this survey perhaps?
134. Been arrested? 
I recall saying something earlier…
135. Hurt a friend? 
Yes.
136. Broken a bone? 
Fortunately, no.
137. Ever had a crush on a teacher? 
No.

Favorites

138. Why do you want to know?  Someone be deleting the original question.  I'm not sure I mind, since I'm sure it was the "Do you want to answer these questions?" question.
139. Guy name?  Voldemort.

140. Girl name?  dkdhehk;dk. Not quite sure how to pronounce the semi-colon.
141. Nationality? 
I don’t get nationality, really. It’s like we make countries to make things easier on ourselves (and so people can have power over large chunks of land/population), but they’re not really there, ya know? Still, wouldn’t want to be American.
142. Color? 
um. *brain melts*
143. Holiday
Hallowe’en
144. Day of the week? 
None
145. Restaurant? 
None.
146. Fast food restaurant? 
Fast food ought to be illegal.
147. Food? 
Mangoes.
148. Animal? 
I like cats and lagomorphs and kinkajous. And birds. And musk deer and lemurs and…
149. Pet? 
I only have one, so it’s not like there’s much of a choice.
150. Store? 
Thrift stores?
151. Mall? 
Malls are the tools of Satan. He uses them to suck away unwary souls.
152. Clothes brand? 
Don’t give a damn.
153. Soda? 
Mmm…sugar…death…
154. Alcohol? 
Never had a good one, really.
155. Instrument? 
Piano, voice, oboe
156. Season? 
Autumn, I guess
157. Number? 
4, 6, 11 and 22
158. Radio station? 
Pandora.
159. Song? 
dunno
160. Sport? 
Sports are stupid.
161. Vacation spot? 
Sri Lanka was cool, as long as you aren’t there when a tsunami hits.
162. State
Happy.
163. Country? 
See my issues with nationality. I like Canada, make no mistake, but it’s not my favourite country.

164. Flower?  Lilacs and lavender.
165. Perfume? 
Perfume gives me headaches
166. Thing to do? 
Sleep.
167. Actor? 
JOHNNY DEPP
168. Actress? 
dunno
169. Saying? 
Don’t really have one.
170. Car? 
Smartcar!
171. Month? 
I thought that said mouth for a second there.
172. Cartoon? 
Sailor Moon
173. T.V. Show? 
America’s/Canada’s Next Top Model, Muppets Tonight
174. Website? 
TDF, livejournal
175. Book? 
Do not make me choose.
176. Quality about yourself?
I don’t know? My strength?
177. Your best friend?
My favourite best friend? How the hell does that work? Do you not understand the meaning of best?
178. Your best guy friend? 
Um, Steve, I guess.
179. Your best girl friend? 
Caro.
180. Fruit? 
Most
181. Vegetable? 
Yam
182. Meat? 
ick
183. Quote? 
“You suck. Your survey sucks.” ~ tori
184. Saying? 
You also apparently can’t remember which questions you did before. Moron.
185. Type of movie? 
Ones that aren’t stupid.
186. Candy? 
Campinos
187. Language? 
I dano. English is alright, but I also like French.
188. Magazine? 
Vegtimes.
189. CD? 
good ones

190. Store?  AGAIN!
191. Movie? 
Can’t choose
192. Day of the week? 
*explodes*
193. Singer? 
*is explodeded*
194. Band? 


More!

195. Why are you so curious?
  Again.  Who deleted the original question in place of someone's answers?
196. Like to swim?  Not really.
197. Like to dance? 
Hell yes.
198. Have a pool? 
I had a Barbie pool once, does that count?
199. Have a car? 
I have a bus pass.
200. Going to get a car? 
Not in the next four to five years
201. Your motto? 
I don’t have a motto. How about…you suck.
202. What do you look for in a friend? 
Someone who is nice and will talk to me. Weirdness, humour, not a fashion-victim. (Oh my god! She was wearing yellow leggings! *dies*)
203. What do you look for in the opposite sex? 
*is still dead*
204. Time you get up?  Left to my own devices? 
Braaaiinss…
205. Time you go to bed?  Left to my own devices? 
neeed brains…
206. What color are the sheets on your bed? 
Green.
207. How many pillows? 
Three, but I throw two on the floor at night.
208. Ever skip school? 
Am doing at the moment.
209. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? 
Shh!
210. What did you eat for dinner? 
Food. It’s my favourite thing to eat.
211. What are you wearing? 
Nothing. >.>
212. What movie makes you cry? 
Ever After
213. What book makes you cry? 
The Fionavar Tapestry by Guy Gavriel Kay
214. What song makes you cry?
  um…I forget.
215. What/Who makes you laugh so hard you cry?  Nothing, really.

216. What is your favorite possession?  My…mind? Unless I’ve lost it, in which case nothing.
217. What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
A maid. 
218. How badly do you want it? 
Not enough to actually go out and find one.
219. Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? 
I’ve seen it in 30 seconds re-enacted by bunnies.
220. How long did it take you to understand why that question is here? 
I hate you.
221. Does Christmas music played too far away from Christmas annoy you? 
And your little dog too.
222. How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 
I don’t grow old. I am undead.
223. What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? 
Corpse Bride
224. What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? 
Um, the purple pseudo-medieval dress of doom?
225. What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?
The one in August where the only point is that we get a long weekend in August.
226. There are currently no federal holidays during August. What should be put there? 
Clearly you don’t live in Canada. Poor you.
227. How good is your short-term memory?
Alright.
228. How good is your short-term memory? 
HAHAHA.  YOU ARE SO WITTY. not.
229. (Not very good I see, I repeated that question, did you notice?) Not witty.
230. How good is your long-term memory?
  Not pretty.
231. What is your earliest memory?  And definitely not gay.
232. What is your happiest memory? 
I have happy memories, but I wouldn’t say that one or the other is my *happiest* memory.
233. What is your strangest memory? 
My dreams.
234. What is your worst memory? 
I don’t really have one. I tend to distance myself from my memories, so if it’s a bad one, I don’t get upset while remembering it.
235. What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? 
“The Heart Asks Pleasure First” by Michael Nyman
236. What song, movie, etc. do you seem to memorize unintentionally? 
I have the tendency to memorize random lines from movies unintentionally.
237. What size are your feet?
The right size,
238. If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? 
Flattered, afraid of hurting them, and then I’d say no.
239. Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going "blind"? 
I don’t understand the concept of dating.

240. Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?  Probably.
241. Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? 
I have no desire to ask a guy out, so I don’t care. If a girl really wants to ask a guy out, I don’t see why you saying it isn’t ‘socially acceptable’ is going to stop her. sexist.

242. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?  As long as both (or all) people know there’s no emotional commitment and are fine with that, then sure. Not really my thing though.
243. Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? 
Attractiveness is very subjective. You wanker.
244. Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? 
I have no idea. Am a lesbian. Don’t care.
245. Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
I don’t know, maybe. 
246. Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? 
I smirk. Not really a laugh out loud person when things aren’t really that funny.
247. Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? 
Yes, I don’t find it funny at all. How could you be so crude?!
248. Do you actually know your Social Security Number? 
Don’t have one.
249. Do you actually know your IP address? 
No.
250. Do you know what an IP address is? 
Sort of.
251. Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? 
Don’t have a ZIP code you biased bastard. Not everyone with a computer is American.
252. Ever think there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? 
Trying to give a damn…
253. Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? 
Error.
254. What do you think of pi, you know, 3.14152967 etc..? 
Damn can’t be given.
255. Do you have a driver's license? 
Contact technical advisor.
256. Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? 
I am not that shallow.
257. What celebrity's autograph do you want most? 
I’d never get the courage to actually ask, but Johnny Depp’s autograph would be pretty sweet. Or Diane Sylvan’s. Because she’s a mean, witty vegan bitch and that’s awesome.
258. Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? 
No.
259. If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? 
Someone no one knows.
260. Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember who they are?
  No. I pay little attention to celebrities.
261. If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Who’s John Malkovich?
262. Do you want to be John Malkovich?
See #261 
263. Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? 
Who says I can’t?
264. What do you love most about the other gender? 
Bias, anyone?
265. What do you dislike most about the other gender? 
People who can’t realize that not everyone is straight.
266. What do you understand least about the other gender? 
Their obsession with bodily noises. Come on, are we five anymore? Are we?
267. Mac or PC? 
PC.
268. How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer or is it only as long as it works? 
I’d like to know, but it’s too much effort.
269. Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?
No. 
270. Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? 
Who isn’t?

271. Have you ever bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?  Nope.
272. If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? 
I have no idea.
273. Would you name a child of yours after you? 
Not *that* self-absorbed. Hopefully. Also probably *won’t* have children.
274. If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? 
Um…Mairead?
275. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? 
Jeanie
276. If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? 
Probably not.
277. Like to give hugs? 
Not really. Like getting them, though.
278. Like to walk in the rain? 
Yes.
279. Sleep with or without clothes on?
With. 
280. Prefer black or blue pens? 
Don’t care, as long as it writes the way I like.
281. Dress up on Halloween? 
Duh.
282. Sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
Side, and it’s called a stomach. I’m not a three-year old, I can handle vocabulary. 
283. Think you're attractive? 
Sometimes.
284. Want to marry? 
Sometimes.
285. Have a goldfish? 
I have one made of bronze wire. So I have a bronzefish.
286. Ever have the falling dream? 
I’ve had it when I wasn’t quite asleep yet, but not as an actual fully-asleep sort of dream.
287. Have stuffed animals? 
Plenty.
288. Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? 
No.
289. Do you think God has a gender? 
Depends on the God.
290. Do you think science counteracts religion? 
No.
291. Do you believe in organized religion? 
No. Well, it exists, you know. But I don’t really think it works.
292. Where do you think we go when we die? 
The ground, or maybe an urn. Or maybe scattered on someplace we like.
293. How easy is it to make you laugh? 
Pretty easy.
295. Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? 
Sometimes. Dead baby ones are pretty amusing.
296. Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? 
Never actually remember them, sadly.
297. What words instantly make you laugh, or at least smile? 
Not that I can remember.
298. What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? 
I have no idea.
299. Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? 
Amazingly enough, I dance when people *are* watching. What a concept!
300. What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? 
The one with the bananas?
301. What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? 
B is for banana
302. What song(s) are constantly in your head? 
B-a-n-a-n-a-s
303. What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?
And that’s the end of the spelling lesson for the day. wtf
304. If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? 
…serenade…
305. If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? 

306. What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? 
Top of the Food Chain, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (my parents think it’s ‘weird’)
307. Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?
Most of the time. There are exceptions to the rule, which unfortunately doesn’t cover POTC2
308. Who's your favorite Star Wars character? 
um…
309. What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? 
The ones with actual characters and actual humour.
310. What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?
Napoleon Dynamite, Adam Sandler movies, stuff like that. Stupid-funny movies. They make me sick.
311. When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?  Why can’t I be concerned with both? Healthy food can taste good. It actually usually does because you don’t have all these stupid preservatives and crap that makes food taste like cardboard or paper.
312. What's your favorite kind of cheese? 
Mmm…paper…
313. What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? 
My sparkling wit.
314. If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? 
I don’t.
315. Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
 I don’t.

Friends


316. What a unique category, don't you think?  Exceedingly. I never saw such originality! Such a lack of repeating questions!
317. Are you sure you have friends? 
No, they’re actually all planning to kill me.
318. Best friend? 
I seem to recall this question from before…
319. Second-best friend? 
I don’t exactly have a top-ten list here. (Probably because I don’t have ten friends).
320. Email the most? 
Caro.
321. Call the most? 
I don’t call people a lot.
322. IM the most? 
Caro.
323. Best friend of the opposite sex? 
Too hard to remember which questions you’ve done before? How’s *your* short-term memory?
324. Best offline friend? 
Caro.
325. Best online friends? 
TDF. Of them all, probably emily seeing as she’s the only one I actually talk to outside of the forum.
326. Which friend do you dislike the most? 
If I disliked them, they wouldn’t be my friends.
327. Person you can always confide in? 
*gasp* logic!
328. Person that you can talk to for 12 hours straight and never get bored? 
Never tried talking for 12 hours straight. Talked to Caro for three hours before and not got bored.
329. In a fight or annoyed?
Not at the moment.
330. Friend's house you sleep at the most? 
Caro’s.
331. Friend's house you wish you could sleep at but can't? 
Um…
332. Who is the first number on your speed dial? 
Don’t have speed dial. Well, I might, but using it would involve finding out how it works and that takes effort.
333. Who would you take away on a week vacation? 
Caro. *evil grin*
334. Craziest? 
We’re all crazy in our own crazy ways.
335. Weirdest?  -
336. Most fun?  -
337. Saddest?  -
338. Quietest? 
Me?
339. Who knows you the best? 
Caro.
340. Who do you know the best? 
Caro.
341. Who do you like to shop with? 
Haven’t gone shopping with all of them, so I couldn’t compare.
342. Talk with? 
Who do I talk with? Why can’t I talk with them all? They are my friends, after all.
343. Trust the most? 
None of them. >.>
344. Flirt with? 
Flirt?
345. Laugh with? 
All of them?
346. Give advice to? 
I don’t give advice, contrary to what astrologers seem to think. Neither am I particularly psychic, when it comes to that.
347. Who gives you advice? 
Thal. All the time. Should currently be working on my Bibliographia project.
348. Best singer? 
Haven’t heard Carolyn sing yet, so can’t say.
349. Best athlete? 
We’re all sort of not-really athletes. Probably Carolyn.
350. Who is the nicest? 
Sade.
351. Who is the meanest? 
Um. All sort of mean in their own ways. I’m friends with a lot of know-it-alls.
352. Best dancer?
me? >.> 
353. Best writer? 
Don’t know.
354. Best smile? 
Don’t care.
355. Most creative? 
What, am I getting out scales and measuring traits?
356. Best dressed? 
Sara
357. Best shoes? 
Caro? The green shoes are awesome, though she can’t walk in them. Or really stand in them.
358. Who doesn't care if they lie? 
um…dunno
359. Who can't lie? 
Me.
360. Most innocent? 
Probably me. In a way.
361. Most innocent looking? 
Looking like a kid has advantages, just not when you’re trying to get into bars.
362. Rebel? 
We all rebel. Against stupid surveys.
363. Moodiest? 
All pretty moody, really. Except maybe Sade. She always seems sort of cheerful, if usually stressed.
364. Happiest? 
Sade.
365. Cutest? 
Sade.

Do/Are/Who's?

366. It's because I'm bored, can't you figure that out? You need a more constructive hobby.  <-- I need a more constructive hobby.  :\
367. Religious?  Who me?
368. Try to be fashionable? 
Ha! I laugh at fashion! I spit at fashion!
369. Think fashion is important? 
It’s fun, but not important.
370. Get along with your family? 
Yes.
371. Get along with your friends? 
If I didn’t…
372. Get grounded? 
Hard to be grounded when my parents don’t live in the country, isn’t it?
373. Know any foreign languages? 
Bad French and worse Spanish.
374. Run into walls/doors? 
Only glass ones.
375. Blonde? 
No.
376. Who do you talk to most online? 
If you can’t go back and read what you’ve *already written,* then I’m not telling you.
377. Who do you talk to most on the phone? 
*leaps through cyber-space and stabs creator of this survey with a pen*
378. Are you a bum? 
Got spare change?
379. Do you get online a lot? 
Almost constantly, unless I’m busy.
380. Do you shower? 
Never. Wash? With water? It’s unhealthy!
381. Do you hate school? 
Not usually.
382. Do you have a social life? 
What’s a social life?
383. Do you trust people easily? 
Not telling.
384. Have you ever lied to your best friend(s)? 
Yes.
385. Are you a daredevil? 
No.
386. Would you ever sky dive?
um, no. 
387. Do you like to dance? 
Yes! Dancing is awesome.
388. Are you funny? 
You certainly aren’t.
389. Are you a serious person? 
Sometimes.
390. Do you make friends easily?
Yes and no. I’m a pretty friendly person, but I don’t go up to people and initiate conversations.
391. Do you work out? 
Ew.
392. Do you like to work out? 
Double ew.
393. How much can you bench press? 
If I never work out…
394. How much can you lift? 
About 13 kilos back when I worked for Superstore. Should be about the same now that I’m carting crap to school and back.

395. Are you a popular person?  What’s popular?
396. Do you have plans for your future? 
Um…for the next day or so.
397. Do you plan to go to college? 
No! College is for losers! I’m going to become a rock star!
398. Do you play sports? 
I swing dance.
399. Do you like sports? 
No.
400. Do you play an instrument? 
I am disinclined to answer this question.
401. Know what you want to be when you get older? 
And this one.
402. Ever been out of state? 
And this one.
403. Out of the country?
  And this one too.
404. Do you like to travel?  Yes.
405. What do you think of the way you look? 
Sometimes. There’s this whole thing about how you can never know how you look to other people though. Because what you see in a mirror is a reflection, not your actual face. Plus it’s two-dimensional. So I like how I look, but it might not be actually how I look, you know? I’m also kind of interested in the fact that I can look different just by changing my mindset.
406. What do you think about your attitude? 
I can be a total bitch sometimes.
407. What do you think about life after death? 
Isn’t that a contradiction?
408. What do you think about karma? 
I don’t.
409. What do you think about love? 
It’s nice, but confusing.
410. What do you think about fate? 
I don’t.
411. What do you think about yourself? 
I have a really hard time thinking about myself, really. I mean, I can think thoughts, but I can’t tell what my personality is like. Apparently not that bad; I do have friends.
412. What do you tell yourself if times get hard? 
"You're an idiot. Get off your ass and do your fucking homework. Now."

I have such a supportive and loving dæmon.
413. What would you give your life for? 
A lot of people really. I’m a hopeless romantic so there’s that whole sacrificing thing.
414. What do you think about your first love? 
Um, I had a crush in first grade?
415. What do you think about the first person who loved you? 
Who, my parents?
416. What are you scared of? 
Failure, the dark, hurting people, going crazy, being hurt, being helpless, heights, being in places where I’m unsure of the proper protocol…
417. Do you cry easily? 
Unfortunately, yes.
418. Who/What is someone/something that has touched you? 
A lot of things touch me. Especially on a crowded bus in rush hour. Which is totally not what you meant, but I don’t know exactly how to answer the question as it was meant.
419. What was the saddest moment of your life? 
When Mom got sick? I don’t know.
420. What would your life be without friends? 
Lonelier.
421. Without family? 
Nonexistent.
422. Without you? 
Really nonexistent.
423. Are you deep? 
As a puddle on a sunny day.
424. Do you think love is once in a lifetime, or just chance? 
I have no idea.
425. Do you like your town? 
Sure, why not?
426. Do you wanna get out of your town? 
Not at the moment.
427. What design/logo is on your mouse pad? 
There’s this splotch where I spilt tea on it yesterday.
428. What color is your mouse pad? 
Blue.
429. Drink a lot of water? 
If I have it around.
430. Have a cell phone/beeper/etc.? 
Cell.
431. Do you like amusement parks? 
Not as much anymore. Too many people. And expensive.
432. Have you ever been to 6 Flags? 
What’s that?
433. What name brand do you wear the most? 
I am not a cow. I am not branded. I shop at thrift and/or consignment stores.
434. Do you like taking pictures? 
Yes.
435. Do you like getting your picture taken? 
It’s ok.
436. Do you have a tan?
I’m living in Canada in the middle of winter. Tanning beds are evil. I am very, very white. But not as white as Caro.
438. What are you hobbies? 
Reading, writing, wasting time online, singing, playing the piano, drawing, painting, dancing…
439. Do you have your own phone/phone line? 
I have my own house. The phone sort of comes with that.
440. Do you have any posters/pinups on your bedroom walls? 
Yes.
441. Are you sick of this survey yet? 
Oh Gods, have mercy.
442. Do you get good grades in school? 
Usually.
443. How do you vent your anger? 
I fume, cry and forget.
444. Are you a role model? 
Hahahaha! Yes! Emulate me and you’ll be quiet and slightly neurotic.
445. Who do you look up to? 
People who are taller than me and/or standing on chairs.
446. Who do you trust the most? 
Not you.
447. Do you have any piercings? 
maybe
448. Do you have any tattoos? 
No.
449. Do you dream a lot? 
Yes.
450. Do you daydream a lot? 
A bit.
451. Have you had a nightmare lately? 
I don’t get nightmares. It might have something to do with the fact that I think dreams where I die are ‘interesting’ as opposed to scary. I don’t know.
452. Do you have any allergies? 
A few. Not as many as some.
453. Do you have any health problems? 
I’ll give you a health problem in a bit.
454. Do you like animals? 
Most of them.
455. Do you have any pets? 
argh!
456. Do you like siblings? 
Sure.
457. Do you have glasses/contacts? 
Glasses.
458. Do you have braces? 
I did.
459. Do you have a job? 
I need a better job…
460. Have you ever been fired from a job? 
No.
461. Who did YOU want to be President? 
We don’t have presidents in Canada, dumbass.
462. Who would you vote for, if anyone, and why? 
um. I’d have to do more research and find out who people are.
463. Do you have a curfew? 
Nope. I’m actually an adult living on my own so I could come home at five in the morning and no one but the cat will care. And my body as it gets horribly sick.
464. Are you a vegetarian? 
yes.
465. Could you be a vegetarian?
gee… 
466. Have you ever thought about suicide?
Who hasn’t thought about suicide? The question you want to ask is: have you ever thought about *committing* suicide? 
467. Do you like coffee? 
I like the smell, but not the taste. Am mostly a tea person.
468. Do you have a sweet tooth? 
Not really. Nothing I couldn’t sate on fruits.
469. Do you like horror movies? 
No.
470. Do you like to spend or save your money? 
Depends.
471. Do you keep your room clean? 
I try.
472. Do yours well? 
Do mine well what?
473. Do you eat vegetables? 
Should bloody hope so.
474. Are you a flirt? 
Ha!
475. Are you good at flirting? 
*snicker*
476. Do you like to go to parties? 
Ew, parties.
477. Do you still go trick or treating? 
I’m kind of too old.
478. Are you an angel or a little devil? 
Neither and both.
479. Do you get along with people? 
Most.
480. Have you ever just started dancing/singing in the middle of somewhere? 
You mean you haven’t?
481. Have you ever won anything? 
yes.
482. Do you have a water bed or a regular bed? 
Regular.
483. What size? 
Twin
484. Do you get bored easily? 
Oh look! A monkey!
485. Do you play golf? 
I like monkeys.
486. Do you play miniature golf? 
Do you like monkeys?
487. Do you like tennis? 
Monkeys can’t play tennis.
488. Are you flexible? 
Not really.
489. Are you a sweetheart?
Sometimes.
490. Would you like to be cloned? 
No.
491. What are your opinions on cloning?
I can see that it would have uses, but I don’t like the idea of cloning a whole person as opposed to just cloning parts of people for research or something. 
493. Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? 
Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening!
494. Did you like this survey? 
NO!
495. Are you sorry you began filling it out? 
Yes.
496. What questions do you wish it had asked? 
less repeats, more originality.
497. How would you have answered them? 


THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
498. When was the last time you let the people you love/people who are important to you know you love them/that they are important to you? 
This morning to my mom. I don’t remember for the rest of them.
499. What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? 
Go do something productive. Don’t be like me.
500. What time is it?
12:08 pm, 31 January 2007. I told you I’d take a break half-way through. Then I forgot about it for the longest time…

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