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My week so far:

2 days till my birthday (almost 1 now, really),
3 days until the Fabulous Weekend of Swing and General Partying Hooha, etc.
At least 3 bruises,
1 burn,
1 scrape,
5 mysterious calls while in the bathtub,
1 message on the answering machine, but not from the mysterious callers,
6 cups of water poured into a pot while making supper, when only 3 were needed (if hamburger helper is foolproof, they haven't met this fool),
5 attempted pin curls, and
1 and 1/4 stripes done for Gryffindor scarf.