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Vampires beware! *snicker*
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Thalie!
- The first Thalie was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
- Thalie is only six percent water.
- Thalie is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
- Thalie was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
- When Thalie is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
- Thalie is the world's smallest mammal.
- It's bad luck to whistle near Thalie.
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Thalie.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Thalie.
- Thalie kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
I had a dream last night that I ran around dressed like a pirate and talking in a bad Scottish accent, because I couldn't manage the English one. And my Captain was sadistic, or something. Bet that means something interesting in Freudian dream language.